If a guy ever said that to me, my clothes would disappear from my body.
Biting is a weakness of mine.
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
- BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- Grandma: What?
- BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.
Pittsburgh….
you have been a blessing to me this past year. Thanks for the best damn memories and for allowing me to meet the best f*cking friends anyone could ask for. If you are not going to college, you are missing out on a lot kids….and you’re really missing out if you never experience the city of Pittsburgh.
